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|—||The maze runner cast in London (via obriensource)|
back when disney channel actually taught real life morals and did a good job of it
Damn this spoke to me on a personal level
An AU in which all the Alpha and Beta kids just hang out in shady alleys for ironic reason.
ok jade is freaking me the fuck out
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
literally adventure time knows their shit
lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps
why hasn’t the scientific side of tumblr responded to this yet guys we are waiting here
When your hair soaks up water, the overall density of your hair increases. This increase in density causes your hair fibers to be arranged more tightly, which allows less light to shine through your hair fibers.
shine bright like less dense hair fibers
Gay pride parade in Chicago, 1970s.
WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?
EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE BITCH
FUCK YOU, I’M THE CUSTOMER!
i have become that which i have hated…
EGADS! ITS THE TUMBLR CRITIC
The horrifying car alarm. That’s right I’ll go off at 3 am and wake up the neighborhood I don’t even care
Egads its the touchy feely bible camp stuff
IT IS I THE ANNOYING WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN!
The horrifying decision to give up…. It doesn’t seem that horrifying.
BEHOLD! THE TOUCHY FEELY BIBLE CAMP STAFF!…… oh God. That is terrifying.
BOW TO ME, I AM THE ONE WHO LEAVES PASSIVE AGRESSIVE POST IT NOTES EVERYWHERE
FUCK YOU, I’M THE DECISION TO GIVE UP
this is actually the most accurate title I’ve ever been given…
BOW TO ME I AM THE BIBLE NAZI
FUCK YOU! I’m the guy that won’t leave, and my boyfriend, behold! The costumer!
BEHOLD! THE CAR ALAAAAAARM!!
BEHOLD! THE BIBLE NAZI!!
The Motherfucking Vegan Preacher
"I’m sick of how bisexuality is erased in LGBT spaces. I get really nervous before any LGBT event, especially Pride. I feel incredibly sad and hopeless when gay and lesbian people call me insulting names. If gay and lesbian people don’t understand me – Continue reading Prejudice at Pride at Empathize This
This just punched me in the heart.
It’s hard to admit that this happens in our community, but it definitely does. Speaking out is the only way it will stop.
date a girl who reads. date a girl who reads every book she can get her hands on. who slaughtered a librarian to read those books. date a girl who shoots down helicopters with slingshots and commands an army. wait, did i say date? i meant follow into battle. follow Tamika Flynn into battle.
we will not worship a smiling god